Random Thought
“I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.”

Another Thought...

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ADULTERY – The wrong people doing the right thing.

ALIMONY – The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

BABY – A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end and a complete lack of responsibility at the other end.

CANNIBAL – One who is apt to pass his best friend.

CHIVALRY – A mans inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.

CONSTIPATION – To have and to hold.

COOKIE – A virgin doughnut.

DECOY – A flashlight in the pants pocket.

DIARY – Book of revelations.

DOCTOR – A lucky fellow who is privileged to undress women and go all over them without getting his face slapped.

FATHER’S DAY – Nine months before labor day.

GENTLEMAN – One who is always careful to rest at least half his weight on his elbows.

HORSE SHOW – A lot of horses showing their asses to a lot of horses’ asses showing their horses.

HUSBAND – What is left after the nerve has been killed.

KEPT WOMAN – One who wears mink all day and fox all night.

A KISS – Upper persuasion for lower invasion; upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise.

MORNING – The time of day when the rising generation retires, and the retiring generation arises.

NURSE – A pan handler.

NURSERY – A place to park last years fun until it grows up a bit.

PAPOOSE – Consolation prize for taking a chance on an Indian blanket.

PIMP – A crack salesman; a nookie bookie.

SIN – Anything the other fellow enjoys and you don’t.

SPRING FEVER – When the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pencil.

STORK – The bird that had none of the fun in bringing the babies.

TAXIDERMIST – A man who mounts animals.

VIRGIN WOOL – Wool from a sheep that can outrun a sheep herder.

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