Random Thought
“Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Crude one liners!

  • what is the leading cause in death with lesbians?

    answer: hair balls

  • what can life savers do that men can not?

    answer: come in five flavors

  • what is good on pizza but bad on pussy?

    answer: crust

  • why does miss piggy douche with honey?

    answer: because kermit likes sweet and sour pork

  • how can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

    answer: if your girlfriend chews before swallowing

  • what do you get when you get raggedy ann and the pillsbury dough boy


    answer: a red headed bitch with a yeast infection

  • how do you piss off winnie the pooh?

    answer: by sticking your finger in his honey

  • what is the ultimate rejection?

    answer: when you’r masturbating and your hand falls asleep

  • what did Bill Clinton say to Monica?

    answer: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election

  • what does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

    answer: both can smell it but cant eat it

  • what do you call a blonde with pigtails?

    answer; a blow job with handle bars

  • what do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?

    answer: a mobile sperm bank

  • what do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

    answer: all you can eat for under a buck

  • what do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?

    answer: a 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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