- what is the leading cause in death with lesbians?
answer: hair balls
- what can life savers do that men can not?
answer: come in five flavors
- what is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
answer: crust
- why does miss piggy douche with honey?
answer: because kermit likes sweet and sour pork
- how can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
answer: if your girlfriend chews before swallowing
- what do you get when you get raggedy ann and the pillsbury dough boy
together?
answer: a red headed bitch with a yeast infection
- how do you piss off winnie the pooh?
answer: by sticking your finger in his honey
- what is the ultimate rejection?
answer: when you’r masturbating and your hand falls asleep
- what did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
answer: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election
- what does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
answer: both can smell it but cant eat it
- what do you call a blonde with pigtails?
answer; a blow job with handle bars
- what do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
answer: a mobile sperm bank
- what do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
answer: all you can eat for under a buck
- what do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
answer: a 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
