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“They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.”

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PostHeaderIcon Crude one liners!

  • what is the leading cause in death with lesbians?

    answer: hair balls

  • what can life savers do that men can not?

    answer: come in five flavors

  • what is good on pizza but bad on pussy?

    answer: crust

  • why does miss piggy douche with honey?

    answer: because kermit likes sweet and sour pork

  • how can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

    answer: if your girlfriend chews before swallowing

  • what do you get when you get raggedy ann and the pillsbury dough boy


    answer: a red headed bitch with a yeast infection

  • how do you piss off winnie the pooh?

    answer: by sticking your finger in his honey

  • what is the ultimate rejection?

    answer: when you’r masturbating and your hand falls asleep

  • what did Bill Clinton say to Monica?

    answer: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election

  • what does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

    answer: both can smell it but cant eat it

  • what do you call a blonde with pigtails?

    answer; a blow job with handle bars

  • what do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?

    answer: a mobile sperm bank

  • what do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

    answer: all you can eat for under a buck

  • what do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?

    answer: a 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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