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“Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.”

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PostHeaderIcon Doomed human race!

Is the Human Race doomed through stupidity?

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

  1. On a blanket from Taiwan –

    NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

  2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists

    REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

  3. On a Taiwanese shampoo –

    USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

  4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink

    AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

  5. On a New Zealand insect spray –

    THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

  6. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids

    LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

  7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles

    OPEN OTHER END.

  8. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins

    WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

  9. On a Sears hairdryer ?

    DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

  10. On a bag of Fritos –

    YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

  11. On a bar of Dial soap –

    DIRECTIONS – USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

  12. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-

    DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

  13. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding –

    PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

  14. On a Korean kitchen knife –

    WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

  15. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights

    FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

  16. On a Japanese food processor –

    NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

  17. On Sainsbury’s peanuts –

    WARNING – CONTAINS NUTS.

  18. On an American Airlines packet of nuts

    INSTRUCTIONS – OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

  19. On a Swedish chainsaw –

    DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

  20. On a child’s superman costume –

    WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

  21. On some frozen dinners

    SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

  22. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box

    FITS ONE HEAD.

  23. On packaging for a Rowenta iron

    DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

  24. On Boot’s “Children’s” cough medicine

    DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

  25. On Nytol sleep aid

    WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.


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