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Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

  1. A few clowns short of a circus

  2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

  3. An experiment in artificial stupidity

  4. A few beers short of a six-pack

  5. Dumber than a box of hair

  6. A few peas short of a casserole

  7. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box

  8. The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead

  9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

  10. One taco short of a combo plate

  11. A few feathers short of a whole duck

  12. All foam, no beer

  13. The cheese slid off the cracker

  14. Body by Fisher – Brains by Mattel

  15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

  16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

  17. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

  18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

  19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

  20. As smart as bait

  21. Chimney’s clogged

  22. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash

  23. Doesn’t know much but leads the league in nostril hair

  24. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor

  25. Forgot to pay his brain bill

  26. Her sewing machine’s out of thread

  27. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels

  28. His belt doesn’t go through all the loops

  29. If he had another brain it would be lonely

  30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control

  31. No grain in the silo

  32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

  33. Receiver is off the hook

  34. Several nuts short of a full pouch

  35. Skylight leaks a little

  36. Slinky’s kinked

  37. Surfing in Nebraska

  38. Too much yardage between the goal posts

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