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Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
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My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
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Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
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