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PostHeaderIcon Idiot sightings!

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee

asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”

To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?”

He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street. I

was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine when

she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals

blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on

earthareblind people doing driving?!”

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was leaving

thecompany due to “downsizing,” our manager commented cheerfully, “This

isfun.” We should do this more often.” Not a word was spoken. We all

just

looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself

and for the life of her couldn’t understand why her system would not

turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our

car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service

department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the

driver’s

side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I inctively tried the

door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to

the technician, “It’s open!” To which he replied, “I know – I already

got that side.”

NOW, DON’T YOU FEEL BETTER?


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