Random Thought
“Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Idiot sightings!

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee

asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”

To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?”

He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street. I

was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine when

she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals

blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on

earthareblind people doing driving?!”

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was leaving

thecompany due to “downsizing,” our manager commented cheerfully, “This

isfun.” We should do this more often.” Not a word was spoken. We all

just

looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself

and for the life of her couldn’t understand why her system would not

turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our

car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service

department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the

driver’s

side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I inctively tried the

door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to

the technician, “It’s open!” To which he replied, “I know – I already

got that side.”

NOW, DON’T YOU FEEL BETTER?


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