Random Thought
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Living in the 00’s !

You know you’re living in the 00’s when:

You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.

When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a

business manner.

When you make phone calls from home,you accidentally insert a “9” or “0” to get

an outside line.

Your company’s welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.

Your supervisor doesn’t have the ability to do your job.

Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service

awards.

Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual

budgets combined.

Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.


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