Random Thought
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”
- Rodney Dangerfield

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Money

It can buy a house

but not a home.

It can buy a bed

but not sleep.

It can buy a clock

but not time.

It can buy you a book

but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position

but not respect.

It can buy you medicine

but not health.

It can buy you blood

but not life.

It can buy you sex

but not love.

So, you see, money isn’t everything.

And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend.

And as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

Cash only, please.


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