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PostHeaderIcon New SAA flight guidelines!

SA airliners have prompted the Civil Aviation Authority to post new flying guidelines on airline notice boards.

  1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

  2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

  3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is.

  4. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No-one ever collided with sky.

  5. A good landing is one from which you can walk away. A great landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

  6. You know you’ve landed with wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.

  7. Stay out of clouds. Mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

  8. Always try to keep the number of landings equal to the number of take offs.

  9. In the continuing battle between aluminum things going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

  10. It’s a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.


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