Random Thought
“The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Office Prayer!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work………..

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

and help me to remember………

When I’m having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to fuck off.


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