Random Thought
“Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Office Prayer!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work………..

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

and help me to remember………

When I’m having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to fuck off.


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