Random Thought
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon “OLD” IS WHEN…..

Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love, and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

“Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.

“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee!

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