Random Thought
“After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Prayer’s


Our Cash

Which art on plastic

Hallowed be thy name

Thy Fossil watch

Thy Fishfinger bag

In Stuttafords

As it is in Edgars

Give us each day our Platinum Visa

And forgive us our overdraft

As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard

And lead us not into Foschini

And deliver us from Woolworths

For thine is the Levis, the Dior and the Armani

For Chanel No.5 and Eternity



Our beer

Which art in bottles

Hallowed be thy sport

Thy will be drunk

I will be drunk

At home as it is in the pub

Give us each day our daily beverage

And forgive us our spillage

As we forgive those who spillest against us

And lead us not into poofy wine tasting

And deliver us from Tequila

For mine is the bitter

The chicks and the rugger

Forever and ever


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