Random Thought
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Procrastanator’s creed!

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing,

it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid

more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime

of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in

proportion to the amount of bodily injury I

could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the

possibility for new technologies, astounding

discoveries, and a reprieve from my

obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are

unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always

next year.

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless

of course I decide to change my mind.

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the

first step, and/or write the first word, when

I get around to it.

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can

forget about forever.


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