Random Thought
“My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Quick Driver Identification

  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: PRETORIA

  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: BLOEMFONTEIN

  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: SOWETO

  4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: CAPE TOWN

  5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, Cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: JOHANNESBURG

  6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: CAPE TOWN, but driving in JO’BURG

  7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

  8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling a cellphone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: DURBAN

  9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: BRAKPAN

  10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: VENTERSDORP


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