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“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

— Woody Allen

Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

— George Burns

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

—-Henny Youngman

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

— Golda Meier

It’s simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say,….. and then just don’t say it.

— Sam Levenson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. In fourteen days, I lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life ……..unless I buy something.

—Jackie Mason

The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and a skullcap will not bar a man from the White House…… unless, of course, the man is Jewish.

— Jules Farber

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

— Calvin Trillin

Let me tell you one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil.

— Golda Meir

Even a secret agent can’t lie to a Jewish mother.

— Peter Malkin

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

— Benjamin Disraeli

God will pardon me. It’s his business.

—- Heinrich Heine

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

— Sam Goldwyn

Marraige is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution

— Groucho Marx

A politician is a man who will doublecross a bridge when he comes to it.

— Oscar Levant

Liberals feel worthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.

— Mort Sahl

I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even it costs them their jobs.

—-Sam Goldwyn


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