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“There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.”

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Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier, than the people who have to wait for them.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don’t cry because its over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

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