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“Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!”

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PostHeaderIcon Real signs from around the world!

Plumber: “We repair what your husband Fixed.”

Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one Weak.”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello, can we pick your nose?”

Sign at the psychic’s Hotline: “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

At a Towing Company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We wants tows.”

Billboard on the side of the road: “Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”

On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On Maternity Room Door: “Push, Push, Push.”

At an Optometrist’s Office “If you don’t see what you’re looking for you’ve come to the right place.”

On a Butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.”

On a fence: “Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive.”

At a car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment Necessary, we hear you coming.”

Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”

On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be.”

On the door of a Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.”

In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”

Inside a Bowling Alley: “Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”

In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”

In a counsellor’s office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.”


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