Random Thought
“Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.”

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PostHeaderIcon Rules of life!

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make

sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant

is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground

easily, it was a valuable plant.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the

house is to buy a replacement.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive

anyway.

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the

dead.

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Life is sexually transmitted.

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

one can die.

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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the

depth.

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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull

terrier.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error…

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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone…

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I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

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Mental floss prevents moral decay.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired

of thinking.

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If at first you DO succeed, try not to look

astonished!

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It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.

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Budget: A method for going broke methodically.


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