Random Thought
“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Scared to Fly

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned

around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it

finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the

problem?”

“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” he

explained.

“It took us awhile to find a new pilot.”


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