Random Thought
“You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Scared to Fly

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned

around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it

finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the

problem?”

“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” he

explained.

“It took us awhile to find a new pilot.”


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