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PostHeaderIcon Small rural towns!

You know you’re from a Small Rural Town if…

– You can name everyone you graduated with.

– You know what 4-H is.

– You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle

of a dirt road.

– You used to drag “main.”

– You said the ‘F’ word and your parents knew within the hour.

– You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.

– You were ever in the Homecoming parade.

– You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

– It was cool to date someone from the neighbouring town.

– You had senior skip day.

– The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

– You don’t give directions by street names or directions by

references (turn by Nelson’s house, go two blocks east

Anderson’s, and it’s four houses left of the track field).

– The cc golf course had only 9 holes.

– You can’t help but date a friend’s ex-girlfriend.

– You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.

– The town next to you is considered “trashy” or “snooty”, but

is actually just like your town.

– Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise

– You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1960 as the

“rich people.”

– Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or

the feed store.

– Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to

get stronger.

– Directions are given using “the” gas station as a reference.

– The city council meets at the coffee shop.

– Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.

– Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.

– You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull

over and ask if you need a ride.

– Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.

– You can charge at all the local stores.

– The closest McDonald’s is 45 miles away.

– So is the closest mall.

– It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a

riding lawn mower.


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