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“Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.”

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Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Q: Why did God create alcohol?

A: So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”

Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Q: What three two-letter words denote “small”?

A: “Is it in?”

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

A: A tick falls off you when you die.

Q: What’s the definition of mixed emotions?

A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q: What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

A: Your Honour.

Q: Moms have Mothers Day, fathers have Fathers Day. What do Single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

A: Mace will do that to you.

Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?

A: Sexual harassment.

Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

A: $3.99 a minute.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine.

Q: What do you call a Florida gynaecologist?

A: A spreader of old wives’ tails…

Q: Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?

A: They have shaky hands!

Q: What do a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas, and a Hurricane in Florida have in common?

A: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer house.

Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors it’s be a chicken sedan.

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