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PostHeaderIcon South African 2001 Maths Exam

  1. Little Johnny has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and uses 13 shots per drive by shooting. How many drive by shootings can little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?

  2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for R320 and 2 grams to Billy for R85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his cocaine?

  3. Rufus is a pimp for 3 girls. If the price is R65 per trick, how many tricks per day will each girl have to turn to support Rufus’ R800 per day crack habit?

  4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2-pound of cocaine to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

  5. Willie gets R200 to steal a BMW, R150 for a Merc, R100 for a 4×4. If he steals 1 beamer, 2 mercs and 3 4×4’s, how many more mercs will he have to steal to have R900?

  6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got R10000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends R100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? Also, how many more years will he get for killing the bitch who spent his money?

  7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 eight-ounce cans on sale, with 20% extra paint free?

  8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What is the exact percentage of girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?

  9. Tommy is the look out for his gang. He also has a boa constrictor. The boa eats 4 small rats per week at a cost of R5 per rat. If Tommy makes R700 per week as a look out, how many weeks can he feed his boa on 1 week’s income?

  10. Billie steals Joe’s skateboard. As he skates away at 35mph, Joe loads his 357 magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billie be when he gets whacked?


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