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PostHeaderIcon South African examination!

Examination Instructions:

Please write all answers between the lines.

No part of this answer book may be rolled & smoked.

No children of students may participate.

Please leave all firearms in the possession of parole officers.

Bribes will be accepted at a minimum of R300.00.

If this exam does not match the one that you bought in advance, please notify the examiner at once.

Question 1:

Jacob has an AK 47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30 rounds. If he misses 8 out of 10 shots, how many drive-by taxi shootings can he attend before having to reload?

Question 2:

Phineas has a 12 seater minibus. To avoid discomfort he never carries more than 23 people. Assuming each passenger weighs 85 kgs, and piles 35 kgs of luggage on the roof, he drives at 140 km/p.hr and that his brakes are 25% effecient, what would his stopping distance be?

a) 300 metres

b) 600 metres

c) 10 metres

d) depends if there is another passenger to pick up?

Question 3:

Themba is employed as a gardener for 1 day a week in 3 households. Assuming that he can make a lawnmover last for 3 months, how many lawnmovers will all the households have to purchase in a period of 2 years?

Question 4:

In Std 6, Selepe has made 4 girls in his class pregnant and another 6 from other classes. How many will he have made pregnant before he leaves school if he matriculates on his 28th birthday?

Question 5

Karabo and his friends, altogether 6 of them, can each drink 35 bottles per day of Black Label Beer before falling over. How many SAB trucks do they need to hijack per year to remain permanently drunk?

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