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“I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.”

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PostHeaderIcon The Dr Seuss Purity Test!

Have you done it on a boat ?

Have you done it with a goat ?

Have you done it in a bed ?

Have you done it with the dead ?

Have you done it in the ass ?

Have you done it, high on grass ?

Have you done it in the car ?

Have you simply gone too far ?

Have you done it on the beach ?

Have you done it with the teach ?

Have you done it on your back ?

Have you done it strapped to a rack ?

Have you done it in a box ?

Have you done it with a fox ?

Have you done it in a tree ?

Have you done it with more than three ?

Have you done it in the rain ?

Have you done it for the pain ?

Have you done it between the tits ?

Have you done it wearing mits ?

Have you done it packed in rubber ?

Have you done it undercover ?

Have you done it on a perch ?

Have you done it in the church ?

Have you done it with a virgin ?

Have you done it with a sturgeon ?

Have you done it with ropes and chains ?

Have you done it while insane ?

Have you done it on the stage ?

Have you done it underage ?

Have you done it with all your friends ?

Have you done it in both ends ?

Have you done it with your dog ?

Have you done it on a log ?

Have you done it under clamps ?

Have you done it with the lamps ?

Have you done it without style ?

Have done it wearing a smile ?

Have you done it for all to see ?

Have you ever had VD ?

Have you done it on Mother’s couch ?

Habve you done it in your mouth ?

Have you done it while on tape ?

Have you done it while out of shape ?

Have you done it on live TV ?

Have you done it whilst you pee ?

Have you done it in the gym ?

Have you done it on a whim ?

Have you done it on a dare ?

Do you think we really care ?

Answer these and count your *no’s*,

pray this number never grows;

Fifty questions we asked thee,

score times two is your purity.


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