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Clunk sound

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: “Check for clunking sound when going around corners.”

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.

Back at the shop, he opened the car’s trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: “Remove bowling ball from trunk”.

Lottery Winnings

A man spends a dollar for a lottery ticket and wins! He goes to town to claim his prize and his ticket number is verified. The man says, “I want my $20 million.”

The clerk replies, “Well, we give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The man says, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”

Again, the clerk explains that he would only get one million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The man, furious with the clerk, screams, “Look, if you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”

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