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PostHeaderIcon Things to do in Supermarkets!

Things to do in a supermarket while Partner is ‘taking their sweet time’

shopping!!

  1. Get the boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples’ carts when

    they are not looking.

  2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

  3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

  4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “I think

    we have a Code 3 in house wares,” and see what happens.

  5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and

    turn the volumes to 10.

  6. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift-wrap.

  7. Put M&M’s on lay-by.

  8. Move “CAUTION-WET FLOOR” signs to carpet areas.

  9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only

    invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

  10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “Why

    won’t you people leave me alone?”

  11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror

    while you pick your nose.

  12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale

    battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.

  13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

  14. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he

    knows where the anti-depressants are (only in the US).

  15. Switch signs on the men’s and women’s bathrooms.

  16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission

    Impossible”.

  17. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign out front.

  18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different

    size funnels.

  19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, PICK

    ME! PICK ME!!!!”

  20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal

    position and scream, “NO! NO! It’s those voices again.”

  21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don’t get out

    much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.

  22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ….”Hey we’re out of

    toilet paper in here!”


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