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The 10 Top Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

  1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.

  2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a fuck.

  3. How about “never”? Is “never” good for you?

  4. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

  5. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

  6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.

  7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

  8. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

  9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?

  10. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.


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