Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

Fine day for a good workout. Let's steal something heavy.